Bad4shidduchim is going to love this one.
From last night's episode of Samantha Who?
Regina: You're never going to get a date if you just stay home all night. Marriage doesn't just happen. You gotta get out there and expose yourself to it; like chicken pox!
Hattip: E.A. for the impetus to post this. ABC.com for the full episode viewer so I could get the exact quote.