Regina: You're never going to get a date if you just stay home all night. Marriage doesn't just happen. You gotta get out there and expose yourself to it; like chicken pox!
Hattip: E.A. for the impetus to post this. ABC.com for the full episode viewer so I could get the exact quote.
I thought this was appropriate due to the strike of the Broadway stagehands.
Broadway Goo Goo Dolls
Broadway's dark tonight A little bit weaker than you used to be Broadway's dark tonight See the young man sittin' in the old man's bar Waitin' for his turn to die
The cowboy kills the rock star And Friday night's gone too far The dim light hides the years On all the faded girls
Forgotten but not gone You drink it off your mind You talk about the world like it's someplace that you've been You see, you'd love to run home, but you know you ain't got one Cuz you're livin' in a world that you're best forgotten, around here
Broadway's dark tonight A little bit weaker than you used to be Broadway's dark tonight See the young man sittin' in the old man's bar Waitin' for his turn to die
You choke down all your anger Forget your only son You pray to statues when you sober up for fun Your anger don't impress me The world slapped in your face It always rains like hell on the loser's day parade
You see, you'd love to run home, but you know you ain't got one Cuz you're livin' in a world that you're best forgotten When you're thinkin' you're a joke and nobody's gonna listen To the one small point I know they've been missing around here
Broadway's dark tonight A little bit weaker than you used to be Broadway's dark tonight See the young man sittin' in the old man's bar Waitin' for his turn to die
You see, you'd love to run home, but you know you ain't got one Cuz you're livin' in a world that you're best forgotten When you're thinkin' you're a joke and nobody's gonna listen To the one small point I know they've been missing around here Round here, yeah
Broadway's dark tonight A little bit weaker than you used to be Broadway's dark tonight See the young man sittin' in the old man's bar Waitin' for his turn to die
